Not legally a mammal, Sicko is unlike other men. For a start, he’s some kind of medical lobster, possessing all manner of sacs capable of ejecting vile liquids and foul ichors whenever the mood takes him – which is most of the time. Deeply sinophobic, Sicko can be driven off with the music of Shonen Knife, or anything featuring Bert Kwouk. Proprietor of his legendary General Store, Sicko spends his days giving himself a hard time about his poor work attitude and regular tardiness. This serves to manifest great frustration in his quartet of black hearts, which he takes out on his Flying V, creating nightmarish shards of noise and breaking strings.